i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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