so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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