Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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