? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need help removing her.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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