i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
high people should be assigned attendants
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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