Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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