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(804): View more from Virginia

where are you?

(914): View more from New York

in the room with the baby pig

(804): View more from Virginia

k im coming soon

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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.

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(815): View more from Illinois

After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.

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(819): View more from Quebec

I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

You high??

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