none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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