I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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