I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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