Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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