Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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