Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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