He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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My ass is underappreciated
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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