Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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