How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm at about main and main street
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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