Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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