is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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