Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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