I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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