My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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