The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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