Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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