I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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