well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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