no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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