I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
