we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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