She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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