How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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