I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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