ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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