The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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