Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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