What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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