I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
50% drunk capacity currently
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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