when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm always down for nudity.
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