Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

  (1-818): View more from California

  I hope you got dinner out of it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I just ran into the couch, vagina first. (1-818): I hope you got dinner out of it http://tfl.nu/uzwb
  Replies (15) Good night (4227) Bad night (840)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew http://tfl.nu/fmsn
  Replies (16) Good night (7365) Bad night (943)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men http://tfl.nu/yhmj
  Replies (13) Good night (2168) Bad night (3190)
• Favorite

  (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+31): The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?' http://tfl.nu/vspz
  Replies (6) Good night (2732) Bad night (811)
• Favorite

  (662): View more from Mississippi

  Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (662): Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester http://tfl.nu/mao5
  Replies (7) Good night (1756) Bad night (797)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support? http://tfl.nu/jl5q
  Replies (7) Good night (633) Bad night (1720)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day. http://tfl.nu/x1ay
  Replies (4) Good night (858) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way" http://tfl.nu/zpi3
  Replies (7) Good night (1045) Bad night (730)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  Can I color on your dick again?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): Can I color on your dick again? http://tfl.nu/t2pd
  Replies (12) Good night (1292) Bad night (533)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together http://tfl.nu/n1xx
  Replies (2) Good night (1782) Bad night (397)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012 http://tfl.nu/onux
  Replies (4) Good night (1092) Bad night (566)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with. http://tfl.nu/g4xi
  Replies (5) Good night (557) Bad night (882)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  He told me how it ended, then I blew him.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): He told me how it ended, then I blew him. (303): So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him?? http://tfl.nu/u71s
  Replies (1) Good night (602) Bad night (377)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?" http://tfl.nu/pqbh
  Replies (4) Good night (213) Bad night (640)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was http://tfl.nu/qgt5
  Replies (1) Good night (526) Bad night (137)

Randomize