Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...