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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week

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• (916): View more from California

  Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward

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  The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

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• (956): View more from Texas

  He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

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