im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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