We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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