so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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