Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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