windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It's never too late to be topless.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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