i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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