Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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