Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I need to wash the frat house off of me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
