Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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