Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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