Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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