Whod you bang
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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