I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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