We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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