and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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