She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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