I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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