I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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